The 2013 Eurovision Fashion Contest
Last night’s 58 year old canard, the Eurovision song contest features a drab four chord load of instantly forgettable tunes. But some interesting outfits. I like the fact that more and more acts are choosing to wear long dresses instead of the commoner leather or short appliqued frock horrors of the past.
Best dressed would have gone to Ukraine (was it Ukraine?) for that pale pink strapless gown except for the dress-maker failing to account for hip movement resulting in an unattractive bulge that destroyed an otherwise perfect column.
In a neon pink ball gown straight out of Star Wars, the Compere or shall we say commere’s outfit was good in close up, framing her cleavage and balancing the butterfly beehive, but with those Japanese sleeves and ugly panel missing in the skirt ruined what could have been a timelessly elegant classic gown. A typical example of a dress designed by committee.
Denmark’s winning number was not just in the tune. This pretty ballet length hanky hem dress suited the song, the singer and deserved its place at the top. Talking of hankys what about the handsome Armenian with the scarves? Is this a future trend, guys, or was he promoting his sister’s accessory company? Skirts anyone?
Did anyone else see a singer in silver sequins fall off the stage during the “visit Sweden” promo song?
Germany’s beige sequined pageant gown with the hi-low hemline didn’t work for me. The stiffness of that heavily beaded fabric looked clumpy as she moved about the stage; hi-low hemlines work best in a soft flowing fabric.
Britain’s Bonnie Tyler – well…..who’s idea was it to put her in a black off the shoulder cat suit? Didn’t suit her, didn’t suit the song. What more can one say?
Finland’s wedding dress certainly fitted the tune but ruined by the pink over boots and the back group in red PVC pinafores – golden showers, anyone?
Estonia, my favourite. An elegant strapless flowing white gown. Pregnant she may be, but the dress was beautifully balanced nonetheless.